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We are all doomed! Doomed I say! Yes we are. It is not a matter of if. It is only a matter of when. Let us count the ways...
Alternate Titles:
Top 10 Ways the Earth Will End
Top 10 Ways We Are All Doomed
Top 10 Ways to Extinction
Top 10 Ways to Doomsday
Top 10 Ways to Armageddon
[Actually, there are more than ten; lucky us.]
Warning. Humor may be present.
Reference list: armageddon, mass destruction, catastrophe, devastation, annihilation, decimation, cataclysm, end of the world, holocaust. Bang, whimper.
Doom Scenario: Asteroids
The asteroid approaches... They are wandering all over the place out there. They have whacked us before and they will whack us again.
Doomed Scenario: Comets
They are not our friends...
Doomsday Scenario: Meteors
As to the really big ones, they might as well be asteroids.Come to think of it; at what size does a meteor become an asteroid? Inquiring minds want to know.
Doom Scenario: Anti-Matter and/or Dark-Matter
This stuff is scattered everywhere. It does not get along well with regular matter. Sooner or later our solar system is going to wander into this stuff. Or it is going to wander into us.
Doomed Scenario: Galactic Collision
This one isn't scheduled for another three billion years or so.
Doomsday Scenario: The Sun
Those pesky solar storms, solar flares, solar winds, EMP's... Archaeologists say it won't be the first time.
Doom Scenario: The Earth
Climate change is just around the corner. The oceans are rising as we speak.
Doomed Scenario: The Earth
Super volcanoes have happened before and they will happen again. Aside from the immediate damage, welcome to the beginning of the next ice age.
Doomsday Scenario: The Earth
Volcano or not, the next regularly scheduled ice age is already overdue.
Doom Scenario: The Earth
The magnetic pole reversal could happen any day now. How all our electronic circuitry (which is attached to many things) will react is anybody's guess.
Doomed Scenario: The Bomb
Nuclear war is still always on the table...
Doomsday Scenario: The Bomb
When the terrorists get a hold of it.
Doom Scenario: Genetics Research
Sooner or later, someone, somewhere is going to mess up.
Doomed Scenario: Genetics Research
When the terrorists get a hold of it.
Doomsday Scenario: God
If He ever decides to just give up on us...
Doom Scenario: Evolution
Evolution hasn't stopped. And the next species is usually more advanced than the previous one.
Doomed Scenario: Evolution
Evolution hasn't stopped. Those pesky new viruses that keep coming along...
Doomsday Scenario: Evolution
And there is always the inevitable, random genetic mutation factor.
Doom Scenario: AI
Whether by accident or design, sooner or later artificial intelligence (AI) will come about. And if it has an attitude...
Doomed Scenario: Aliens
Most folks agree that there are other lifeforms in the universe. It stands to reason that some of them are as un-nice as we are.
Doomsday Scenario: LHC
CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has not gone away. For those who have forgotten the year 2008 media news, the LHC is the new, worlds largest particle accelerator. It is still busily creating fermions, Higgs bosons, dark-matter, anti-imatter, quarks, leptons, strangelets, supersymmetry, vacuum bubbles, and black holes.
Doom Scenario: Lab Rats
It is a well known theory that we are all just lab rats. Sooner or later the experimenter is going to clean out the cage.
Doomed Scenario: Programmed Extinction
There may be research indicating that all species' genomes/DNA may automatically lose its ability to reproduce over time. Sort of a naturally occurring kill-switch, if nothing else comes along to do the job. This fits in nicely with the previous scenario. As a safety kill-switch, we are genetically programmed to die as individuals. And as a safety kill-switch , we are also genetically programmed to eventually lose the ability to reproduce. As lab rats in an experiment, this kill-switch was incorporated in case the experiment somehow got out of hand. It is the same as what we attempt to do, ourselves, with virus experiments.
Doomsday Scenario: Day 12/21/12
The Mayans are right. We are all basically screwed.
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Interesting appearances you give. If it was humor you trying to attain, then I would say you've been successful. This is actually quite funny. LOL!
Yep. :)
I think in your poll you should have
Don't know
Don't care
and
Anytime is not soon enough! :-)
You forgot one way: "Obamageddon:Barackalypse Now"
LOL. Done!
Very amusing!
You forgot to mention the galactic collision to take place between our galaxy and the Andromeda galaxy.....
... in the next 3 billion years, of course!
Done! :-)
lol I love a good sense of humor!
Awesome hub!! Doom: the human matter left in space comes back for a visit. Loved it and voted up!!
See that you are in a positive mood today LOL! Very funny!
Very funny, paradigmsearch! You've given me some nice thoughts to take me though the week!!
This was good...enjoyed it very much. But as for the survey....I would have to say life will end as I know it when I take my last breath...and until that happens I am going to live, live, live. Doomed, you say????
this is too funny. No I also say doomsday will happen because computers are smarter than us!
why has doom become so popular? Maybe because to many it seems like the only way out. Glad I found you today.
LOL! A funny read, alright! Must have been fun for you to write as well :D
The comment on "Obamageddon: Barackalypse Now" literally had me holding tight to me tummy laffing XD
Good stuff. Coming from a soldier, these are pretty low on my "Doomed" list. Gotta admit though, i'd say someones guna press the big red button sooner or later and doom a substantial part of earth...ever the optomist!
doomed you day??? History constantly repeats it;s self because we just never learn....HMMMMM overdue for a super plague and the four horseman are certainly a-riding
What about a recent theory that reality could be just a virtual reality that is being projected from a place at the edge of what we consider the physical universe? I just love this stuff.
Very funny; needs to fleshed out. Mabey mention how many people believe in a certain 'DOOM'! But yes, very funny. Enjoyed it!
Frankly "Scarlet I don't give a damn". Note to side, be current on chants, etc.
ALL THINGS COME TO PASS!
THIS TOO SHALL PASS!
HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW!
THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW!
THE ONLY CONSTANT IN THE UNIVERSE IS CHANGE!
OK ENOUGH OF A REALITY CHECK......INSERT HEAD INTO SAND...AHHHHHHH
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! it's going to happen...it could be a mutation of some secret army experiment gone wrong - or the zombies could be coming for us from space - o they'll just come up through the zombie portal...but wherever they come from they are coming for us!!! it's only a matter of time.. the question everyone should be asking is - are YOU prepared???? I SUGGEST YOU START STOCKPILING WEAPONS(if you havent already)
I too believe in zombies and one day they will come for us !!
but seriously SPACE !! they dont have brains to come from space anyway am trying to convence my family and try everytime we come home lock all the doors and windows because i believe they wake up when we go to sleep .. i cant get a weapon now am not 21 ..YET
not too worried about computers as we have big magnets that make them dead/retarded. and I have a hard time trusting a dead civilization's predictions of armagheddin.
does not matter when dooms day comes, I don't care live every day as it is your last . I enjoyed your writings.
I love this its great stuff, but the likely hood of living long enough to see the ice age after a super volcano is slim at best we would die from lack of food and water long before the weather cooled enough to produce an ice age. :)
you forgot to mention those pesky nanotechnology malfunction(s) - or not! thanks for the laugh.
You all so blinded by lies,where does christ fit in in all this,pray that your eyes be opened b4 the D-day catches up with you.theres a price to pay for the massages you spread around.
Umm. What about the zombies? It could happen!
thanks for the laugh!!!!!!
I went out for a feed of Liquor last night, this morning my world was ending, but at this stage i feel quite optimistic. 11.11.11 HA!
Really funny!!! "When the terrorists get a hold of it"!!!!
WHO KNOWS IT COULD BE NOW SO BE PREPARED TO DIE :[
"When the terrorists get a hold of it" should replace "in bed" when reading fortune cookies in the year 2012.
If/when we live through 12/21 we can go back to our regularly scheduled silliness.
Good hub, para. I've got conspiracy theories on my mind today. This was the perfect antidote to gloom and doom.
MM
I'm looking forward to getting back to 'regularly scheduled silliness'. I almost made a resolution not to read or view anything to do with ending the world in 2012-- but I was drawn in by the humor warning. This is one I wish I had written.
Fun!
Another very funny Hub. I just hope this all happens several thousand years from now!
princess g 9 months ago
Awesome:)