Things That Will Happen When Hell Freezes Over
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Yes, friends. This page is dedicated to listing all things that will happen when hell freezes over. Got a good one? Add it below!
Politicians become honest.
CEO's become honest.
The medical industry becomes honest.
The banking industry becomes honest.
The credit card companies become honest.
The insurance industry becomes honest.
The auto repair industry becomes honest.
American corporations become loyal to America.
Snooki stops getting arrested.
Telephone solicitors go away.
Spammers go away.
Junk mail goes away.
You will never again hear on TV, "But wait! There's more!"
You will never again hear on TV, "But wait! If you order now...!"
Jehovah Witnesses go away.
Lindsay Lohan stops getting arrested.
Dry cleaners apologize and reimburse you when they ruin your clothes.
Supermarkets put the best deals on the center shelves.
Pay day loan services stop robbing people blind.
Cable companies stop robbing people blind.
Government agencies answer their phones.
Offices really do go paperless.
The Supreme Court, Congress, and the President become aware of the 10th amendment.
Cities, counties, and states become aware of the 4th, 5th, 8th, and 9th amendments.
You have civil rights even when you don't have money.
Flies and chihuahuas stop being obnoxious.
Geraldo Rivera gets some class.
Lawyers incorporate ethics into their strategies.
Cockroaches, fleas, bedbugs, mosquitoes, and supermarket front door panhandlers stop wanting to be your friend.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stops being an...
Hugo Chavez stops being an...
The TSA stops being an...
The news media becomes unbiased.
Al Gore admits he was wrong.
Life becomes fair.
Peace.
When hell freezes over could happen sooner than we think. Or not. Hopefully this list will be completed before then, so that we can all know what to expect.
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Good title, got me immediately!
My addition:
The Rothschild's will donate all their wealth to the restoration of the poor.
Great list. I had to think of an addition since you asked...
An endless form of energy, that is environmentally friendly, will be used rather than oil.
President Obama will acknowledge he had a part in our current economic state.
Very creative ,lol nice.
P.S @lisa.born President Obama ,like all Presidents had a part in the USA'S economy,a very good part ,but then thats why they elected.
hey...what's wrong with chihuahuas?....my little rocky rocks!...he's one of those teacup ones...or whatever they are called....he wears a napkin ring 'round his neck cuz he is soooooo tiny with a big yappity, yap, yap, yap, ....grrrrrrrrrrrr.............
Flies and chihuahuas owners stop being obnoxious.
Just kidding :)
....grrrrr........
Fantastic! These have covered the majority of my beefs with society.
You could go on forever with this one paradigmsearch - for instance we Brits might even stop talking about the weather LOL!
Who the hell is Snookie?
Father in laws will approve of thier son in laws? :/ sounds good to me
I beg to differ with aguasilver-I am NOT obnoxious and I have 3 flies as pets. Chihuahuas? I'm not THAT insane.
Hamumph.
Income tax directions will be reduced to one page.
"Adverts become LESS intrusive"
That would be my choice. Cheers for fun Hub paradigmsearch
when people quit trying to take my money to pay for their pet projects.
when the majority of the electorate will get a backbone.
when politicians do after they are elected what they said they would do before they were elected.
when Doug admits he doesn't have mesothelioma.
vmartinezwilson Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago
Funny! But Geraldo Rivera will never have class, lol. I thought you were mention the Eagles, but then hell would have already frozen over.
Great job, funny and voted up!